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Jennifer Aniston 2012 #05

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We did a google search on Saturday Night Live Giraffes to see what we could find. To our amazement we found 5 videos, featuring almost the entire episode of SNL, but no Giraffes. The first video we saw was John McCain and Sarah Palin on QVC trying to sell Pork Knives that don't just cut pork, they disintegrate it.

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Jennifer Aniston

Both Sarah Palin and John McCain were both boasting about how all they needed was QVC and a good attitude to win the elections in 2008, since they couldn't afford to be on three major television networks like Barack Obama. Of course if you have extra money to spend make sure you purchase one of the Sarah Palin 2012 election shirts.

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The next SNL Video we saw was an artificial remake from the popular morning show called The View. They called Jennifer Aniston. She spoke about how the democratic party engaged in criminal activities 8 episodes ago. She mentioned how a democratic threw a rock through a republicans window as a scare tactic. I watched patiently through this entire video waiting to see Saturday Night Live Giraffes. Still no such luck. They called Alec Baldwin on the show, which was Ben Affleck.

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Jennifer Aniston

The next video we saw was with Keith Olbermann which was also Ben Affleck. He spoke about how Bush was an ugly racist. Keith turns to Micheal Hilliar from the NAACP. Of course Michael wants to give his opinion, but Keith Olbermann only showed him part of the video, so he could make an unbiased decision. He also tied in John McCain to a very racial nazi comment he made. The person Keith was speaking to about this said these claims are outrageous, but Keith Olbermann took it for courageous. We were once again looking for the Saturday Night Live Giraffes, but never found them on this video either.

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I wish we had have watched this episode, we're sorry we missed it. If any of you recorded this show in its entirety, post it on youtube. There are a lot of people just like us who are looking forward to viewing the Saturday Night Live Giraffes.

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Jennifer Aniston 2012 #04

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Jennifer Aniston

The bail bonds industry is one which has gained a lot of popularity in recent years with the increase in media coverage on shows such as "Dog The Bounty Hunter" and "Manhunters: Fugitive Task Force". Although the majority of these television shows primarily the aspects of the job that entail bounty hunters, there are some aspects that show the life of a bondsman as well. Another popular movie that came out featuring bounty hunting as its main plot was the successful Jenifer Aniston flick "The Bounty Hunter".

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Jennifer Aniston

A new movie is scheduled to be released later this year in 2012 starring Katherine Heigl who seeks a career as a bounty hunter with her cousin's firm after becoming unemployed. In this movie Stephanie Plum (played by Katherine Heigl) is recently divorced and loses her job as a lingerie retailer and lands a job with her cousin who runs a bail bonds business. Her cousin Vinnie (Patrick Fischler) assigns her to an ironic task to apprehend her former lover Joe Morelli (Jason O'Mara) who was a local police officer that is now on the run. This movie is another comedy using the role of a bounty hunter to portray an ironic situation that merges the concepts of love, jealousy and spite to create a comedic scenario.

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Jennifer Aniston

In the movie "The Bounty Hunter" a unique relationship is explored between and ex wife, Nicole Hurley (Jennifer Aniston), and her former husband, Milo Boyd (Gerard Butler), who works as a bounty hunter and discovers that his next assignment is to apprehend her. This movie is a mix of a comedy and love story where Milo goes out of his way to ensure that Nicole has an unpleasant experience during her apprehension. The twist in this movie is that Jennifer Aniston is investigating a possible cover-up for a murder and is herself being targeted for this investigation. As her ex-husband apprehends her, initially he does not believe her story but later finds it to be true as he finds himself running for his life with his ex-wife.

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This movie takes place in the Australian outback in the late 1800s and is centered around a murderous and psychopathic gang called the Burns brothers who are suspected in the brutal rape and murder of a family by the name of Hopkins. Although not actually a bounty hunter, Captain Stanley (Ray Winstone)is a lawman who is tasked to bring the Burns brothers to justice for their unspeakable crimes. This movie takes a turn when the youngest Burns brother Charlie (Guy Pearce) is apprehended and offered a pardon under the condition that he murders his eldest brother Arthur (Danny Huston) within nine days. This movie explores the atmosphere of rural Australia in the late 19th century and the lawlessness that consumed some communities.

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This science fiction classic starring Vin Diesel as Richard Riddick resulted in the popular sequel "Chronicles of Riddick". In this film Riddick is a ruthless killer who was a fugitive on the run but had been apprehended by intergalactic bounty hunters. After a meteor strike to their cargo ship the crew becomes marooned on a desert planet inhabited by aliens that prefer to feast on the flesh of humans. The crew finds themselves torn between securing their fugitive and fighting for their lives against the hordes of alien inhabitants. Although initially a bad guy, the crew soon discovers that Riddick has a unique skill for dispatching life forms and becomes an essential figure in defeating the aliens. This movie gained a great deal of popularity for its striking resemblance to the popular movie series "Aliens".

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Based on a true story, Keira Knightley stars as the lead character "Domino Harvey" in this action film who seeks to become a bounty hunter out of boredom from her privileged life. Domino is the daughter of an actor and aristocrat and finds herself bored with the society that surrounds her family life. Seeking some adventure and excitement she pursues the occupation of bounty hunting. This movie involves a variety of plot twists including mafia influence and FBI investigations. The real story of Domino Harvey was one which captivated many as it is not common for someone from a privileged and affluent background to pursue a dangerous occupation such as bounty hunter, which is magnified by the fact that she is one of the first popular female bounty hunters.

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Jennifer Aniston

Unfortunately Domino Harvey gained the majority of her success after her death in 2005 shortly before the movie was released. Harvey struggled with drug addiction and faced charges of manufacturing methamphetamines by Los Angeles prosecutors. She died in her home on house arrest awaiting trial in the summer 2005 due to a fentanyl (pain killer) overdose.

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Raising Arizona is a comedy that centers around a couple that could not conceive a child and decide to kidnap a quintuplet to raise as their own. The couple in this movie are: H.I. McDonnough (Nicholas Cage), a recidivist who is in and out of jail, and Edwina McDonnough (Holly Hunter), an ex cop, and their decision to snatch the child of furniture mogul Nathan Arizona leads them on a comedic ride that the audience is sure to enjoy.

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During their exploits the couple attempts to conceal their crime to the best of their ability while their community and friends seek to find Nathan Arizona Jr. for his $50,000 reward. The bounty hunter who is contracted by the Arizona's is Leonard Smalls (Randall Cobb). In the end the McDonnough coupled decides to return the child to Nathan Arizona and specifically state that they are not interested in the reward money but instead want the child to grow up with a bright future.

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Midnight Run is primarily about the exploits of a bounty hunter by the name of Jack Walsh (Robert De Niro) who is contracted to catch a mafia bail jumper after the FBI fail in apprehending him. Jonathan Mardukas, aka The Duke, (Charles Grodin) is an accountant and money launderer for an organized crime syndicate whose bail was posted at one million dollars. The incentive for Jack Walsh in apprehending his target is the $100,000 bond return for returning his fugitive.

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The movie takes a twist when Jack Walsh captures his target fairly quickly and easily. The target however was across the US so his troubles begin when Jack is transporting the fugitive back to Los Angeles from New York. The FBI, mafia and other bail bondsmen catch wind of the capture and devise their own plots to collect on the bond return for The Duke.

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Jennifer Aniston

Unlike some of the other movies in this list the primary story line of Midnight Run revolves around the bail bonds industry and in specific fugitive recovery agents.

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This movie goes back to the root of bounty hunters where the process was based off capturing wanted men instead of modern bounty hunters which typically operate for a bail bonds company. Manco (Clint Eastwood) and Colonel Douglas Mortimer (Lee Van Cleef) find that they are both chasing the same target El Indio (Gian Maria Volonte) and decide to team up. Their exploits take them through comedic situations as well as gun fights in this Western masterpiece.

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The story takes a twist when their fugitive is located and it is discovered that one of the bounty hunters has an ulterior motive for this pursuit. This movie is a vivid story of justice and morals in a western setting and is masterfully written and filmed. Filled with action, drama and comedy "For a Few Dollars More" is a story that brings the viewer back to origins or bounty hunting and fugitive recovery which operated primarily off the posse mentality.

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Star Wars is an epic saga by George Lucas which almost everyone is familiar with even if they haven't seen these movies themselves. In this saga a character by the name of Boba Fett is an intergalactic bounty hunter contracted by the Empire to apprehend their enemies. In this instance however Boba Fett is more of a mercenary and man hunter who is working for a price. This type of bounty hunter reflects more of the posse days when bounty hunting began with the absence of bail bonds.

Jennifer Aniston 2012 #03

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If you are looking for a movie review of the new movie Wanderlust, you have come to the right place. Wanderlust is a comedy that stars Jennifer Aniston and Paul Rudd, was produced by Judd Apatow and directed by David Wain. The movie shows the life of a couple who have left the distractions of the big city, and have joined a freewheeling community where their primary goal is to be true to themselves.

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Jennifer Aniston

Linda (portrayed by Aniston) and George (portrayed by Rudd) are a Manhattan couple that are stressed out and overextended. Because George has been downsized from his job, the couple has a single option and that is to move to Atlanta to live with George's terrible brother. After they have left from under the wrath of George's brother, the couple comes across Elysium, which is an extremely pleasant community that is filled with characters that have a different view on life. Wear clothes only if you want to, careers are not necessary, and money cannot buy happiness.

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Jennifer Aniston

You will have to wait until Wanderlust's scheduled release date of February 2012 in order to find out whether or not Elysium is what Linda and George are looking for, or if this new outlook on life will cause more problems in their lives.

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Jennifer Aniston

It must be noted in this Wanderlust movie review that currently there has not been a lot of information that has been released about this film; however, you can expect it to be a really great comedy. Wanderlust shows how humor can come out of the worst of situations, in this case George losing his job and he and Linda not being able to live with his awful brother.

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Jennifer Aniston

Something that is also worth mentioning in this movie review is that based on the trailer that has been released, Wanderlust seems like it will be among the best comedies of 2012. In one hour and forty minutes, you will witness a Manhattan couple's transformation from the hustle and bustle of the city life to the carefree and peaceful environment at the Elysium. As always, Jennifer Aniston does a great job at portraying her role, so you can expect to be laughing from the beginning to the end of the movie.

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Jennifer Aniston

The suspense of the movie is focused on what will eventually happen to the couple. Will they figure out how to effectively balance their city lives, or will they give it all up for a life at Elysium? Just like all the other fans reading this movie review, you will have to wait until February 2012 in order to see what ending awaits the couple.

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Jennifer Aniston 2012 #02

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Your birth year, the Chinese Zodiac's 9th Sign: Monkey? Are you 12, 24, 36, 48, 60, 72 (and so-on in 12-year increments) between 8th February 2016 and 27th January 2017 (Monkey Year's end)? Do partners, friends, relatives, colleagues, parents or children fall into this category? If the answer is 'Yes' then this article is for you!

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1908 Earth; 1920 Metal; 1932 Water; 1944 Wood; 1956 Fire; 1968 Earth; 1980 Metal; 1992 Water; 2004 Wood; 2016 Fire

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Jennifer Aniston, Tom Hanks, Will Smith, Venus Williams, Michael Douglas, Gillian Anderson, David Copperfield, Leonardo da Vinci, Ian Fleming, Richard Madeley, Jerry Hall, Elizabeth Taylor, Kylie Minogue and Rod Stewart.

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With an inbuilt investigative nature, clever Monkey can also be mischievous and deceptive at times. Although good company and ever full of good intentions, playful, quick-witted Monkey's love of practical jokes can sometimes hurt the feelings of others.

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Intelligent but easily bored, they thrive in Urban contexts, where more opportunities exist for resourceful, versatile and ingenious Monkeys to exploit and profit from.

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Accountancy, Banking, Science, Engineering, Stock-broking, Sales, Cinema, Acting, Singing, Engineering, Research, Information Technology, Finance, Accountancy, Sales and Science.

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In relationship terms, Monkeys are most compatible with those born under the Signs of the Rat and Dragon and least compatible with Horses or Snakes.

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Jennifer Aniston

Certain difficulties will arise for the 'Great Sage' this year but Monkey 'Magic' i.e.'Luck' should be enough to cope. Avoid greed and speculation (especially in Summer and Autumn) and financial mishaps can be prevented.

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Romance, for Monkey Males this year is a non-starter conversely, for Female Monkeys it's an auspicious and promising time indeed.

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Jennifer Aniston

'When The Dragon (Lung) changes shape it does so quickly, taking those unprepared by surprise!' This expression refers to China's well-known penchant for sudden expansion, at certain times (like now!). This should continue and even intensify during Dragon Year 2012-13. Dragon Years tend to be volatile, unpredictable and full of surprise.

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Yang Water as Year Element suggests turbulence and strong emotional currents affecting aspects of life, perhaps in the Public Sector in particular. Water also symbolises Wealth and Communications and it will be interesting to note whether any of these issues become inter-linked in Dragon Year 2012-13.

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Flexibility and foresight are essential qualities in Dragon Years. Due to their inherent volatility, the strengths and weakness of plans, projects and individuals are magnified and thus some caution is required throughout this Year to avoid being carried away by the ' tide of events' due to the nature of the Year Element: Water. Feng Shui remedies to consider for the period.should focus upon Water and the Dragon (as Year Animal) for optimum results.

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